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Larry King's Phish News & Views

Posted 9 months ago by sausagemahoney - 53 comments Link: http://phi.sh/b/4e4cbb03

Red Light is shooting itself in the foot by overscheduling the northeast and ignoring its fanbase in the south and west ... If I had to pick one first-set closer to see at every show, I would choose "David Bowie" ... Let's be honest, gang, the majority of the bustout covers during summer '98 were not well rehearsed ... My favorite guest appearance at a Phish show would have to be Baby Gramps on 8/26/93 ... Fishman played better in the suit ... The art for sale in the lots, particularly the beadwork, has never been better ...

The narrations in "Forbin/Mockingbird" are always great, but for my money, nothing beats the narration during "Icculus."

I was never comfortable with the rape imagery in "Jennifer Dances" ... Maybe I'm crazy, but Vladimir Putin is a man I would trust to chaperone my daughter ... Pound for pound, no Phish song has delivered as consistently across all eras as "Bathtub Gin" ... Speaking of "Bathtub Gin," although I concede the Ventura "Gin" was a tremendous show opener, the Riverport "Gin" a week later was without question the best show opener of all time ... Riverport Ampitheater was the St. Louis-area venue where they arrested Axl Rose for assaulting a security guard ... "Waste" is a horrible lyric, but "Friday" is perhaps the single worst lyric in the history of music ... Personally, I never clap during "Stash." I find it demeaning ... The best thing Phish ever did was losing showboat percussionist Marc Daubert ...

Many Americans first grew to love Phish through the novel Run Like an Antelope ... Have you noticed that, in horror films, where there's a hippie character, he generally dies? ... Mike Gordon has tremendous calves ... I cannot be held responsible for my actions if I hear another "Loving Cup" encore ... I am fairly certain the cheesesteak I enjoyed after the third show at Bethel Woods contained neither cheese nor steak ...

Somebody needs to tell the kids sucking balloons after shows, it's just not smart, gang ... The most courteous staff I have ever dealt with at any venue were the fine people at Alpine Valley Music Center in East Troy, Wisconsin ... If you go behind the 200 section Fishman side in Alpharetta, they have a dog track with all the amenities ... The people who feel "Tweezer" peaked in 1994 and 1995 are wrong; I believe "Tweezer" has yet to peak ... The men's basketball team at Goddard College is shockingly bad ... I'm concerned that keyboard player Page McConnell is going bald.

Larry King is a retired broadcasting legend who lives in the Atlanta, Georgia metro area. He has seen 133 Phish shows since his first show at the Pickle Barrel in Killington, VT on 2/7/91. His favorite jam is the GSAC Drowned -> Rock & Roll, just like yours should be. He enjoys smoked whitefish with capers and regular, vigorous prostate massage.

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Posted by jonboy155 on
jonboy155What the he'll is this. Ummmmmmm.... What?
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Posted by funkalunk on
funkalunkIt's amazing, that's what.
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Posted by TheEmu on
TheEmu^ that.
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Posted by jonnywoz on
jonnywozHOW IMPORTANT IS THE OCEDOC?
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Posted by lumpyheadstash on
lumpyheadstashThis is amazing
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Posted by Harrynuggs on
HarrynuggsI love the pickle barrel.
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Posted by waxbanks on
waxbanks :)
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Posted by TennesseeJed on
TennesseeJedA lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.
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Posted by ramkid777 on
ramkid777This is the best thing I ever saw.
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Posted by TannisRoot on
TannisRoothahahahahah

THERE ISNT A BETTER SINGER IN THE WORLD, THAN BOZ SCAGGS.
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Posted by mfhgreyboy on
mfhgreyboyThis made my morning.
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Posted by GHOSTLY on
GHOSTLYAwesome...
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Posted by sushigradepanda on
sushigradepanda"Mike Gordon has tremendous calves."

LOL
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Posted by 757phan on
757phanThanks for the laughs!

"Personally, I never clap during "Stash." I find it demeaning ."
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Posted by Mikesgroover on
MikesgrooverBrilliant.

Too bad more visitors to this site aren't familiar with Larry's old column from USA Today.
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Posted by johnnyd Phish.net Staff on
johnnydNicely done.

@Harrynuggs said:
I love the pickle barrel.
Any given weekend, that place has a far worse M/F ratio than any phish show I have ever been to, and with much more testosterone too.
Other than that, nice venue, which was a bit of a home base for me for years.
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Posted by voopa on
voopaHilarious! More of these, please.
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Posted by heyitsmejenni on
heyitsmejenniThis just made all of my dreams come true.
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Posted by PhanArt on
PhanArtThephunion worthy
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Posted by alpernda on
alperndaJust so I don't start spreading crazy lies around town for the rest of the day, are these excerpts from Larry's column, a full piece that has a corresponding date and source, or just a smattering of quotes? Or did I just fall for an excellent little joke?!
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Posted by deBebbler on
deBebblerBest Phish.Net post of 2011.

And Mike does have nice calves.
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Posted by goatsticks on
goatsticksfantastic. even better once i started reading it in that horrendous monotone of his...
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Posted by callmethesloth on
callmetheslothhaha dude im so confused, i gotta feeling larry king hasn't seen 133 phish shows haha this was by far the best phish.net post of this year.
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Posted by amysfarmer on
amysfarmerI have read this site for nigh on twenty years and have just finally registered an account now to praise this column. Glorious.
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Posted by joechip on
joechipA++
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Posted by benevolution on
benevolutionlove that mugshot too. what was he arrested for?
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Posted by HenryHolland on
HenryHollandMeh, Larry King was never interesting to anyone but my grandmother, not even for a nanosecond, why hide behind him for opinions like:

"Waste" is a horrible lyric

Well, no its not, it's a very nice scenario of wanting to spend time with someone important, with some really terrific rhymes. One of my favorite Phish songs.

"Friday" is perhaps the single worst lyric in the history of music ..

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl we couldn't get much higher

(I love The Doors but damn Robbie)

Well, I'll take whatever I want
And baby, I want you, yeah
Now you give me something I need
And I want it, I got something for you

Well now
Come on, come on, come on and do it
Come on baby and do what you do
Can't get enough of your love
Can't get enough of your love

(Picking just one shitty Bad Co. lyric was tough)

Seriously, I could go on for 3 pages with shittier lyrics than Friday.
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Posted by jackl Phish.net Staff on
jacklLMAO! Thanks!

@HenryHolland. Relax, it's humor.

Perhaps "Larry" more properly should have said "biggest setlist buzzkill ballads" rather than simply the overly vague and overinclusive rap of "bad lyrics". I agree with you that many a good song (including many early Phish songs) has "bad" (dumb) lyrics.
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Posted by andychatfield on
andychatfieldhi·lar·i·ous
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Posted by yazoost on
yazoostFrom THE INTERNET:

On December 20, 1971, Larry King was arrested in Miami, Florida, and charged with grand larceny over his dealings with Louis Wolfson, a financier of questionable reputation. Although the details of the events are somewhat murky, apparently King was peddling his influence with the incoming US Attorney General, John Mitchell, suggesting to Wolfson that he could arrange an investigation that would clear Wolfson’s name. (Wolfson was in prison for selling unregistered stocks.) According to Wolfson, Wolfson gave King a total of $48,000, but King did not deliver Mitchell’s assistance. Wolfson pursued the larceny charge against King, but the statute of limitations had run out on the charges, so King was never tried; however, he did plead no contest to one count of passing bad checks in relation to the scandal.
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Posted by Doctor_Smarty Phish.net Staff on
Doctor_SmartyI'll take a "Loving Cup" encore over the menacing prospect of a dozen more "Showprise" encores any day of the week.
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Posted by Fluffhead on
FluffheadThis is the single most bizarre bit I've ever read in all the years of Phish.Net.

Thank you.
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Posted by tmwsiy Phish.net Staff on
tmwsiyBrilliant, brilliant work.

Loved reading it the first time, the second time, the third time, and I'll probably read it again.
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Posted by sharininthegroove09 on
sharininthegroove09Hahaha that was insane. In the best way possible. Insane like the 12.29.94 Bowie.

"The people who feel "Tweezer" peaked in 1994 and 1995 are wrong; I believe "Tweezer" has yet to peak"

Now that would be real nice if that turned out to be true!

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Posted by TimberCarini on
TimberCarini"Hello from Albany, your on the air.... Tell me something I don't know!"
-Vintage Larry
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Posted by jugglerswithfire Phish.net Staff on
jugglerswithfireThank you for a great laugh on a tough day
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Posted by Confucius on
ConfuciusWOW - That is some sort of article there!
Props to Larry! Legend on radio and TV as well as a favorite of divorce attorneys
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Posted by forbin1 on
forbin1at least I'm not the only one who enjoys a vigorous prostate massage..
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Posted by 23932173217hy on
23932173217hy@forbin1 said:
at least I'm not the only one who enjoys a vigorous prostate massage..
and I'm not the only one to not clap after stash..... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Posted by TNTNeal on
TNTNealThis is a joke, people. Larry King has obviously not been to 133 Phish shows.
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Posted by roybelly on
roybellyI'm pretty sure he was arrested for passing fake scripts to get benzedrine inhalers...in china town

...although I was told this by a friend who is connected to the venue, I don't really have any "insider" information
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Posted by AugustWest2001 on
AugustWest2001Garlique anyone? Ester-c, perhaps?
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Posted by dohpless on
dohplessLoving Cup > Larry King reprise
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Posted by kipmat on
kipmatSo, Larry, what's your opinion on webcasts? ;)
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Posted by johnnyd Phish.net Staff on
johnnyd@callmethesloth said:
haha dude im so confused, i gotta feeling larry king hasn't seen 133 phish shows...
Yeah, I was sure he was up closer to 180...
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Posted by aj30302112 on
aj30302112
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Posted by finch460 on
finch460*clap clap clap*

I don't find that demeaning.

PS - Page isn't balding. His forehead has simply become more prominent over the years. He gets away with that, since everywhere he goes seems to be 'Page's House.'
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Posted by robertchampion on
robertchampionI'm speechless....
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Posted by listentomorejazz on
listentomorejazzone of the best things ever.
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Posted by PYITE1984 on
PYITE1984i like the pickle barrel also :-D
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Posted by LawnBoy0925 on
LawnBoy0925@HenryHollins..... first song Robbie ever wrote. #1 hit. you're a moron.
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